I am sitting at Coffee Plantation on what was supposed to be a lazy Saturday morning. It’s 10:30 and this place is hopping. There is a PTA type meeting in this room, complete with emptied iced-coffee mugs, pens holding down stacks of papers, and articulate people articulating. This lady used “strategize” and “fortuitous” in the same sentence. Luckily, they scared everyone off and I got to pick spot on laptop lane. From this table, I can watch the world outside through the wide screen window.
In the other room, the dark man with dreadlocks–lost in the desert–is passing time by playing 80’s love songs. The music doesn’t seem to faze my friends as they blab about “membership drives” and “collaborative subsets for students.” A band of lowrider bicycle choppers just rolled by the window. Ah…I am home on a Saturday! I can be out in the morning and the rest of the world is too.
(Strangers get stuck in my journals. They go on with their life not knowing what that kid with the Mohawk was typing over in the corner.)
Last night Carlos had a BBQ to celebrate his birthday. I was hoping for a gangsta BBQ like we had in high school, but I don’t think the crowd would be into it. His family came up from Tuscan and the entire posse came over. Before supper, we prayed. I was rushed with how much I care for Carlos. He is such a good friend and is such a gift to my life. It’s been fun to hang out with famous people over the years, and those experiences make for good stories to share with my real friends.
I would peak out the window at Carlos’s party to make sure some thug art collector hadn’t walked off with 150 lbs of Pop Art gold in the back of my car. Finally—my three Andy Warhol Marilyn Monroe prints are framed. Earlier yesterday I layered them carefully in the back of the PT Cruiser. Dale, my older artist friend in Hiawassee, told me an artist should always have a hatchback to carry around his artwork. I suppose a surf wagon works too. I drove home like I had a cup of hot coffee balanced on my crotch.
I pulled into the deck and the Friday night party was banging on Mill Ave. There was a rapcore band playing at the Bash, and they were really good. I carefully carried my sleeping Marilyn to my apartment. I asked a big dude and his girl if they could get the elevator for me. “You look like that dude…” I smiled and he smiled. “…that’s because I am. Hi, I am Matt from the Real World New Orleans…” He said, “…and I play for the Arizona Cardinals.”
He and his honey held back the elevator doors and we talked. They were a friendly couple. They are both from the South just like me. I felt connected to him b/c the studio does all of the graphics for the Cardinals, and a couple of their cheerleaders hosted LT TV. I wanted to invite them upstairs but I could see they were ready for a night on the town.
I leaned the painting against the fish tank, and one of the fish freaked out. He charged towards the end of the tank and jammed himself in between the wall and the pump—with his face out of the water. What an idiot. He was gasping with the “ah sh!t” look on his fish face. I let him sit there for a while so I and the other fish could laugh at him. Well, he must’ve felt as dumb as he looked, so he gave it one final buck and vaulted himself out of his death.
After a couple more trips, I had each of the paintings propped for a makeshift exhibit. The club across the street played “Dirty Vegas” just loud enough to light up my art gallery. I laid a sheet on the floor and fell asleep.
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