I think I am going to design my house like the set of a music video. I know so much of a video is in the characters, filming, and editing, but the rest of the video is the set. I work at a film and television studio, so they can help me with the lighting. Stephanie is a trained in hanging an art show.

It’ll be the home of romance, comfort, and excitement. I want HUGE pieces of art, dramatic lighting, cozy furniture, and funky stuff. I am tired of micro-designing with itty-bitty picture frames and wimpy candles. I am ready for the big strong stuff.

A few big things do more than a lot of little things. I am so hung on getting rid of clutter, I’m already excited about getting rid of stuff I don’t even have yet. I don’t hardly buy anything anymore. I own it for a few minutes walking around the store, then return it before I make it to the register. Sometimes I go out shopping just so I can not buy stuff.

I’m the only guy in the place that walks out empty handed, fist clasped together shaking them high above my head. “I got rid of clutter!”

I am a dork.